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The life and mind of  Ari  Einbinder

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Thu May 22
Love it!
racheladler:

More phone doodles…
On the phone with Spikey, April 16th. 
Is she swimming? Is she falling? The ambiguity makes me happy.

Love it!

racheladler:

More phone doodles…

On the phone with Spikey, April 16th. 

Is she swimming? Is she falling? The ambiguity makes me happy.

Wed May 7

Science Old and New

Recently it occured to me how odd breathing is on first glance. That led me to wonder: Back in the day, before people knew what oxygen was or hemoglobin, what the hell did they think breathing was for? Eating I can understand — after all, you’re ingesting something; it’s obviously nourishing. But what possible use could there be to sucking in and blowing out pure nothingness? Why is this a vital life function?

Honestly, whatever reasons they conjured up to explain breathing must have been fascinating. I imagine it was something metaphysical, sort of like “connecting with the universe” or whatever. A certain spiritual nourishment.

And I kind of like that idea, that we are nourished by some force in the universe, by breathing in … the world! existence! That we share, quid pro quo, by providing some of our life-force, or energy, or spirit, or whatever term you’d like, by exhaling. It’s a wonderful way to view the universe and everything in it. An infinitely fine thread which connects all life together. I like that.

Then science had to come along and gum up everything.

rabble. 

A Post-Script: Whoever solved the riddle of breathing must’ve really pissed off a lot of spiritual/philospical people.

Thu May 1
ronen:
ARI (In Louisiana, right after our Radio show. via rachadler2003)
Awesomeness. I was on the show! woohoo!

ronen:

ARI (In Louisiana, right after our Radio show. via rachadler2003)

Awesomeness. I was on the show! woohoo!

jamiewatson:

Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen. — John le Carre (via kylebingman

Granted I’ve posted this quote before but I feel the last sentance can be applied to a group setting also. Like an all-nighter. A rare but special occasion probably involving few people. Like sorting the wheat from the chaff. Personally I feel being part of an all-nighter is being part of a world no-one else has seen.

dig it.

Remember When??... People Mattered

beatingheart:

lovepuppy:

When I was in high school, it was normal to spend between an hour and five each night on the phone with the boy I liked. We’d talk about anything and everything. Just laying in bed, staring at the the ceiling, or out the window. Just laying there and talking. I feel like I really shared so much of who I was with these boys and they did the same thing back.

So that was ten years ago and its been way too long. I want to have a good, long chat with a boy and not be jaded. And to just listen. I talk too much as it is.

so how absolutely true is this?! high schoolers pour their hearts out to each other. maybe a little prematurely, but is having a full heart ever a bad thing? i think we go to college, maybe have a few wild nights, and lose that sense of connection with another human being. we, as a group of social people, kind of really suck. this is why i’ve been sort of restrictive in my dating choices. i don’t want any more emptiness.

!!! 
Wow! This is what I was looking for last week! A similar thought of mine from that time: 
I’ve noticed that as I grow older, sadly, I no longer “fall” for girls like I used to. I no longer find my mind racing, uncontrollably preoccupied, lazily wondering what she’s doing, wearing, thinking, eating, dreaming,… I no longer believe in “The One” (which may be good, but I think is still a symptom of this sickness). 

Even when I meet a girl I love — smart, great taste, friendly, good looking, all that jazz — in my jaded head she just becomes another possibility, another menu item in my address book. (Though there are certainly some dishes I like more than others… {ok, this metaphor is getting really creepy.})

I confess that there have been times when I wouldn’t call a Ms. Wonderful I met if I know she lives in Brooklyn, ‘because there’s no way in hell I’m taking the two hour subway ride from Queens!’ Yes, such disturbingly apathetic thoughts have crept into my mind.  
What happens to us as we age? Is this part of the slow, drawn-out, dying process?

I miss the lovesickness. I miss anxiously tapping my foot as the bus rolls toward the stop near her house. And I miss the carefree, easy, loving, sweet-nothing conversations which stole the hours of every night of every day.  

 

-sigh- 

The essential difference between emotion and reason is that emotion leads to action, while reason leads to conclusions.

Donald Calne, noted neurologist (via dchly) (via siddman)

Why the hell have I not checked my tumblr of late? This is the stuff of ancient wisdom. (In fact, I’m gonna go jot this down on my papyrus!)

Standing barefoot on the cold tiled floor at 2am

racheladler:

The secrets that pound inside my head 

And keep me awake

Are the same ones

That will keep me asleep

At daybreak.

Rachel, I lie by the dust of your feet, humbled by your insights. This is the thought I’ve been waiting all week for.

(via saturnreturning) I was wondering what sort of caption I could think of for this awesome photo: “What do you think? I had it done the other day. It’s not too gaudy is it?” Now it’s your turn.
(via saturnreturning)

I was wondering what sort of caption I could think of for this awesome photo:
“What do you think? I had it done the other day. It’s not too gaudy is it?”

Now it’s your turn.
Sun Apr 13
She slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
- Lump.

Praying for a Blackout

What you find what the lights are gone

I’m praying for a blackout. A huge, extended night free from electron-flow and radio hum. One where people go outside and enjoy the cool breeze because the air-conditioners don’t work, where people bar-b-que and sing and finally meet their neighbors, make friends and joke by candle-light till the wee hours of the morning while sitting on rusty lawn chairs and tossing back not-so-cold beers with strangers. People living in the moment and without a care in the world since no-one’s rushing off to work the next morning; hell, no-one’s rushing off to anything except experiencing life, guzzling down sweet, beautiful existence and soaking in the passing minutes. I pray for a blackout. At least for one day. Then we can rush back to our routinely misguided and pathetic lives.

Thu Apr 10

The Siamese Golum And The Sixpence Of Glory

So, Zach and I started a site to further contaminate, purify, and enliven the universe with only the most well bred and sophisticated insanity. More details as they arrive:

www.SiameseGolum.Com


Siamese twins

–noun
1.congenitally united twins, Chang and Eng (1811–74), born in Siam, who were joined to each other at the chest by a short, tubular, cartilaginous band.
2.any twins who are born joined together in any manner.
[Origin: 1820–30


 
Go·lem or Go·lum

  /ˈgoʊləm, -lɛm/ - Show Spelled Pronunciation [goh-luhm, -lem] –noun
1.Jewish Folklore. a figure artificially constructed in the form of a human being and endowed with life.
2.a stupid and clumsy person; blockhead.
 3.an automaton.
[Origin: 1895–1900; (goylem) gōlem embryo, larva, cocoon]

My computer has gone into a coma and so I can’t actually see the video. But it’s from Ronen, so I’m sure it’s either awesome or incriminating — which means that either way it’s awesome. b’teyavon!

ronen:

My First Flickr Video! Joe tells Ari his bar story. Nobody can tell a story like Joe.

(A, J, Zach)